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55 Ridiculously Vintage Ads You Won't Believe | [field_category-term] | Designmess

55 Ridiculously Vintage Ads You Won't Believe

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Right. It massages your...gums...

2.


That's just messed up.

3.


"A Blitzkreig!"

4.


I love chocolate.

5.


For realz?

6.


Well in that case, everything is okay.

7.


Rug people are awesome.

8.


That's a creepy smile...

9.


I like the monocle. Really adds character.

10.


Silly rabbit, scandals are for politicians!

11.


Its...illegal? Since when?

12.


Wow! That looks super comfortable!

13.


If you insist...

14.


Wow! I wish I had something even easier!

15.


I can't say no to a baby...

16.


I wanna win a Russian bride too!

17.


Life is good.

18.


Actual size not included.

19.


The secret to mind control.

20.


That's impossible.

21.


Drugs fix everything.

22.


Scratch that. Germ killers solve everything.

23.


Your logic is flawed.

24.


Somebody's very hungry...

25.


Fatality.

26.


Sounds fun.

27.


Old people scare me.

28.


That guy has glasses, he must know what he's doing...

29.


Haha thats genius.

30.


It's talking about crazy spider monkey AIDS.

31.


Shaving is fun.

32.


Umm...

33.


And you wonder why gun violence exists.

34.


I wonder what they look like now.

35.


Gross.

36.


A good spanking.

37.


Vampires weren't sparky back then.

38.


You get what you want when you cry.

39.


Awkward.

40.


Take your vitamins.

41.


Terrorists.

42.


Everyone needs a revolver.

43.


Now in a convenient can form.

44.


I'll be watching the airplane...

45.


Prositutes.

46.


"Cook - That's what wives are for."

47.


Wow Jimmy. You look happy. In a completely not creepy, disturbed demon child way.

48.


Funny you should place this ad on a subway/bus.

49.


"Snap some today."

Not so vintage, but equally ridiculous ads

Okay, so these ads aren't exactly vintage, but I felt that I needed to include them just for the heck of it. Enjoy!

50. Super Soakers


If you didn't get it, watch it again. If you still didn't get it, shame on you.
My favorite line: "Major pumping required."

51. Mr.Bucket


You put the balls in his mouth. Get them all in there, and you win.

52. Weight Shake


Always good to get some practice.

53. Lian Li T1 "Spider"


Okay, so not like inappropriate or anything, but pretty darn creative.

54. Wake Up With the King


Let me at least buy you breakfast.

55. Quiznos Commercial


This just screams "WTF". I don't even know what those things are.

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