55 Ridiculously Vintage Ads You Won't Believe
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Right. It massages your...gums...
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Well in that case, everything is okay.
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I like the monocle. Really adds character.
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Silly rabbit, scandals are for politicians!
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Wow! That looks super comfortable!
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Wow! I wish I had something even easier!
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I wanna win a Russian bride too!
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Scratch that. Germ killers solve everything.
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That guy has glasses, he must know what he's doing...
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It's talking about crazy spider monkey AIDS.
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And you wonder why gun violence exists.
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I wonder what they look like now.
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Vampires weren't sparky back then.
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You get what you want when you cry.
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I'll be watching the airplane...
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"Cook - That's what wives are for."
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Wow Jimmy. You look happy. In a completely not creepy, disturbed demon child way.
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Funny you should place this ad on a subway/bus.
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Not so vintage, but equally ridiculous ads
Okay, so these ads aren't exactly vintage, but I felt that I needed to include them just for the heck of it. Enjoy!
50. Super Soakers
If you didn't get it, watch it again. If you still didn't get it, shame on you.
My favorite line: "Major pumping required."
51. Mr.Bucket
You put the balls in his mouth. Get them all in there, and you win.
52. Weight Shake
Always good to get some practice.
53. Lian Li T1 "Spider"
Okay, so not like inappropriate or anything, but pretty darn creative.
54. Wake Up With the King
Let me at least buy you breakfast.
55. Quiznos Commercial
This just screams "WTF". I don't even know what those things are.
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